Answer for Edo D'Tasont

Prince Edo D'Tasont writes:

I is left a amont of large money by mine late relative. I am informed by a mutual friend about Todder's Playhouse: "Todder's advice...unshaved", and hoped that they could take a part of my money. I am neding to bring my money to the United States of America, and want to deposit the money into your acount. All I will ask is that you be kind enough to give me Todder's Playhouse: "Todder's advice...unshaved" credit card information. I give them 15% of my fortune, and have the rest for my new life in United States of America. Will Todder's Playhouse: "Todder's advice...unshaved" help me in my very important quest?

Prince Edo D'Tasont

That's a tough question Mr. D'Tasont. I am a pretty big fan of money and would love for you to deposit the money into my account. That sounds pretty nice. I'd be helping you and I'd be helping me, so that's pretty much the definition of a win-win situation. Unfortunately, the Playhouse does not have it's own credit card. For business reasons I keep the credit card under my name and don't have a company card. You sound like a business man yourself and so I am sure you understand. However, if you'd like to do some side business with me, all you have to do is ask. We're not on a secure server right now and I don't want my credit card info to leak out, but if you leave me your address perhaps we can get some business rolling. I look forward to hearing from you Mr. D'Tasont.

A Final Word About the Juggaloos

This website link comes to you from our good friend Ryan B., otherwise known as the newest member of the blogging world at www.iamryanb.com. The link is http://www.juggalogathering.com/gotj09.html. I just wanted to share it with you so you could get a quick glimpse into the all the goings on of the 2009 Gathering of the Juggaloos.

A quick rundown of the highlights:
-Coolio and Vanilla Ice are both performing.
-Sexy Juggalettes are considered good things to bring, along with face paint.
-Events include stand-up performances by Pauly Shore and the comedy stylings of Rowdy "Roddy" Piper of WWF fame.
-Inflatable games will also be on hand. Think about a bunch of hard core Insane Clown Posse fans with tatoos and face paint going down inflatable slides and inflatable obstacle courses.
-Although it makes sense in light of the Insane Clown Posse and such, the thought of a bunch of tough guys hanging around the airbrush facepaint stations is still quite comical.

The Juggaloos: A True Family

I got a pretty positive response about an earlier post about the Gathering of the Juggoloos so I thought I'd share something else with you I found about them. This little clip just shows how tight-knit the Juggaloos really are and how much of a family they are to one another. That's probably because they have no real family and hence they became a Juggaloo, but I digress. At any rate, check out the vid. It's legit a bit unnerving but it's enjoyable nonetheless.

Machete v. The Expendables: A Look

I have yet to right about Machete, but it is giving The Expendables a run for their money for most bad-ass, ultra-rockin' cast (WARNING - the word ass will be used a lot in this post). Machete is Robert Rodriguez's upcoming film which is an expansion of a fake trailer which was featured in the 2007 film Grindhouse. I don't really want to get into the details of either movie because with these casts who gives a shit what their about. What I would like to do is more of a breakdown of the casts and see who ends up on top.

Alright, so The Expendables has Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crews, a rumored Bruce Willis and a small role for Arnold. That's jam packed with kick-ass, old school action stars ready to raise hell. Machete has a lot more rumored casting, but is starting off just like The Expendables with a lot of rumors and then an explosion of awesomeness. So far the cast of mostly rumors includes Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, Jonah Hill, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, and Michelle Rodriquez. Although Machete obviously has much less people since it is in an earlier stage of production, Danny Trejo is probably the biggest bad-ass of them all and negates half of the cast of The Expendables all on his own. Also, Brittany Snow is in The Expendables which takes it down a few pegs. However, her lack of anything resembling bad-assness is probably negated by the same issue with Jonah Hill. No offense Jonah, but a fat guy with a jew fro and neck whiskers is not too intimidating. The Expendables also gets bonus points because Eric Roberts is hilarious.

I think so far the nod has to go to The Expendables, but as the casting continues look for more updates on this vicious duel.

She's Got That Good Hair

This is definitely one of the funnies movie concepts / documentaries of all time. There is really not much humor I can add to it because it really speaks for itself, however I am having a bit of de ja vu times 2 right now and feel like I have written this all before. At any rate, check out the trailer below for Chris Rock's upcoming documentary, "Good Hair."