Saturday, May 17, 2008

Rule of Life #4

This is a guys only rule of life, sorry ladies.

Men, when you walk into a men's bathroom and you only have to pee and there is a urinal open, even if it is next to someone already peeing, don't use the stall. I know you're scared the other guy is going to look at your penis and think it's small, but man up. Chances are the guy next to you has no interest in seeing your ding-dong. All they want to do is pee. If all the urinals are occupied and thus you have to use the stall, don't be an asshole and life the toilet seat up. The last thing I want to do is enter a stall to drop a deuce and see your piss all over the toilet seat. It's just completely unnecessary.

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