Who's First?

I don't really fancy myself a "web surfer," but I have noticed on a few of my trips around the world wide web that the first readers of various blogs like to write the word, "first." This first is denoting the fact that this nerd was the first to read the post and wanted everyone to know it. That's the kind of enthusiasm I am looking for at Todder's Playhouse. I want my blog to be like these other, slightly more popular but significantly less important blogs. I want you guys to think of it as a competition to see who can read my posts firsts. I can't honestly call you a fan unless I know your putting forth your greatest effort to read my blog. You should constantly be checking the blog for new posts so that you can be the first to read it and let me know. Otherwise, I am just going to think your an average fan and wont really have much faith in you. You must prove your love to me by being the first to comment on my posts. Your devotion will be much appreciated and rewards may be given to the first people to comment.