Funny Todd Quotes

Here are is a list of some of my finest quotes over the years, followed by a little background of the situation:

(While crying) "I can't take Russell to swim practice, I don't know how to drive."
-This is after my mom told me I had to go to bed early because I had to take Russell (my brother) to swim practice in the morning. I was around 5.

(While crying) "But what if you forget me?"
-This is when I was moving houses and my mom told me not to let her forget anything. I was about 5.

"Russell, the egg's in here."
-This is after I had found my brothers Easter egg and my mom told me not to tell him where it was. I was about 6. This situation is caught on video camera.

"Ha ha, I can do it!"
-This was said in a friends dream (Kenny) when I was about to jump off of a boulder which had already caused the demise of another one of our friends. I landed safely on the ground.

"Let's do it brothers."
-This was said while playing a game with friends that involved keeping a ball in the air for as long as possible. I was about 18.

"Yeah, that's that T9 word shit."
-This was said in response to being asked if I was sending a text message. I was, and am, 22.

These are just a few of my more famous quotes. Feel free to add more of my quotes in the comments section. If I think of more good ones I'll make another post of Funny Todd Quotes.