Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Bod Says

On this page, everyday for the rest of my life, I will post a The Bod Says. It will be a daily tidbit of information which you will undoubtedly enjoy. So, with that said, enjoy.

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Monday, January 5th, 2009:
The Bod Says looking for a job this year is just as not fun as it was last year.

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says make your teeth happy. Flosh and brush at least twice a day.

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Wednesday, January 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says representin' the 203 (this comment number and my area code). What what.

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Friday, January 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says Dennis Rodman and dwarves is a match that simply can't lose.

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Saturday, January 10th, 2009:
The Bod Says yesterday was not Friday, January 4th, 2008.

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Sunday, January 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says Andy Reid looks like a walrus.

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Tuesday, January 13th, 2009:
The Bod Says if I just strap tiny particles on my shoes I'll be levitating in no time.

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says it's time for pork chops.

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Friday, January 16th, 2009:
The Bod Says Joaquin Phoenix. More like Rapeen Phoenix.

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Sunday, January 18th, 2009:
The Bod Says what's the deal with really fluffy snow?

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Monday, January 19th, 2009:
The Bod Says he officially has his first non-gums related stitches.

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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009:
The Bod Says Nene thing is possible.

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Thursday, January 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says t-t-t-t-t-tail-spin.

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Friday, January 23rd, 2009:
The Bod Says I ain't afraid of no ghost.

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Monday, January 26th, 2009:
The Bod Says The Bod hasn't had much to say lately.

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2009:
The Bod Says he's feeling a bit under the weather, and it's about to snow, so that can't be good.

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Friday, January 30th, 2009:
The Bod Says try a nice pair of flat-fronted khakis. Get rid of that pleated shit.

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Monday, February 2nd, 2009:
The Bod Says Bloodsport 2: Beatin' the shit out of kids.

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Tuesday, Ferbruary 3rd, 2009:
The Bod Says is it February or Febuary? And what's with this ru?

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Friday, February 6th, 2009:
The Bod Says let's go Val!

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Sunday, February 8th, 2009:
The Bod Says if it's windy out, try using that too your advantage.

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2009:
The Bod Says welcome new readers.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009:
The Bod Says I hope possible future employers don't read this blog and immediately deny me employment because of it.

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Monday, February 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says danger Will Robinson, Daaangerrr.

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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009:
The Bod Says let's go Trump Heist.

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Sunday, February 22nd, 2009:
The Bod Says when in doubt, don't let it out.

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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009:
The Bod Says Nene thing is possible.

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Friday, February 27th, 2009:
The Bod Says I'm richer than Nichole, and I'm a lion like her daddy.

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Monday, March 2nd, 2009:
The Bod Says hold on to your dick.

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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009:
The Bod says march forth ye maties.

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Friday, March 6th, 2009:
The Bod Says I am BOD.

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Sunday, March 8th, 2009:
The Bod Says science called.

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Monday, March 9th, 2009:
The Bod Says turn around, look at what you seeeeee.

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Friday, March 13th, 2009:
The Bod Says anyone wanna go see Puddle of Mud?

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Monday, March 16th, 2009:
The Bod Says I need a hero.

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Friday, March 20th, 2009:
The Bod Says Temple, what are you doing to me?

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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009:
The Bod Says does anybody want a peanut?

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Monday, March 23rd, 2009:
The Bod Says if you see my parents, wish them a happy anniversary. Thanks.

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Thursday, March 26th, 2009:
The Bod Says I think those damn videos are slowing down my site.

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Saturday, March 28th, 2009:
The Bod Says I wish I could wield Excalibur.

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Sunday, March 29th, 2009:
The Bod Says I wish minotaurs were for realsies.

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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009:
The Bod Says cozy up to your child with a Peekaru!

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Sunday, April 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says damn you UNC.

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Monday, April 6th, 2009:
The Bod Says whatchu talkin' bout Moe? Whatchu talkin' bout everbody?

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009:
The Bod Says April showers are the pits. Oh how I long for your flowers May.

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Sunday, April 12th, 2009:
The Bod Says Bo Knows that all dogs should come from America.

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Monday, April 13th, 2009:
The Bod Says I see some flowers a bloomin.

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009:
The Bod Says I am Kazaaam.

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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009:
The Bod Says a showdown is a brewin', and it's gonna be huge.

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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009:
The Bod Says Jon Voight is an evil, evil man.

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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009:
The Bod Says dumps like a truck, truck, truck.

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Friday, May 1st, 2009:
The Bod Says it's the first day of May!

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