Monday, June 23, 2008

It's Official: The Incredible Love Will be the Greatest Movie Ever

There have been many great on-screen duos in film history. There was Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones. There was Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman in Double Team. There was Jean-Claude Van Damme and Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Impact. However, none of those spectacular duos could possibly prepare you for the two who will appear in the movie The Incredible Love. That's right, Slyvester Stallone and Arnold Schwartzenegger will star along side one another in the same movie. I'm no movie critic or anything, but with a lineup like that, I can already hear the faint buzzes of Oscar nominations. Now not only will these two be on top of the food world with their Zagat rated Planet Hollywood restaurants, but they will also be high atop Hollywood and the movie industry once again.
(This is by no means a recent picture.)
Although they may not be the lead roles, with these two together on the big screen anything is possible. This film is simply a spring board for future collaborations between the two. Perhaps Sly and Arnold can star in a movie where they are both cops and do not like each other, but due to unforeseen circumstances must team up together to take down a crime boss (preferabely played by fellow Planet Hollywood backer, Bruce Willis.) Or perhaps they can star in a Lord of the Flies type movie where past Hollywood action stars are dropped on an island and the last man standing gets to star on a new season of The Surreal Life (other castaways would include Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Wesley Snipes, Kurt Russell and Danny Devito (for comic relief)). Either way, these two are back to doing what they do best, making awfulsome movies we just can't refuse.

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