Monday, June 2, 2008

The Real Life Iron Man

So, it turns out that Iron Man is not such a futuristic idea. Although the real Iron Man looks much more bad ass than what you are about to see below, it appears super strength is not such a crazy idea.


(It's easy to see why this nerd is wearing the suit. Now he can lift as much as a normal human being.)







Although it may at first be used to help lift heavy machinery and load various items, this baby can make a heavy lifter out of anybody. It will one day hopefully help the super-soldiers of tomorrow. The suit senses the movements you are about to make and then amplifies them. As says this geek ,"Everyone gets bored much more quickly than I get tired." That's the ticket kid, just bore everyone. That's how battles are one these days, so this suit should go straight to the top. I can't see it being very functional or sleek in combat situations, but who am I to judge what this obviously cumbersome suit can or cannot do.

With this suit no longer are we held back by our measly little human bodies. Our strength will be increased to a point where we can lift significantly more than our own body weight. We will be like an army of human ants (since ants can lift so much more than their own body weight). We may all look like idiots, but at least we'll be lifting a lot more weight.

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