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About Me
- The Bod
- I am not typically a man of blogging, but will become one in order to pass a class. I am known far and wide for my skills on the Tomball court and never miss a chance to flatter my self. I am frequently seen laughing at my own jokes with no one else joining in on the laughter. I am tall, dark, and handsome and can grow facial hair at an astonishing rate.
252 comments:
1 – 200 of 252 Newer› Newest»Sunday, May 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says to buy your mom some flowers for Mother's Day. It will come back ten-fold.
Monday, May 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says eat your vegetables.
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says pumpernickel bread is the best.
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says get a little sunshine in your life.
Thursday, May 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says walk barefoot whenever you can.
Friday, May 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says gimme yo fruit cup.
Saturday, May 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says there's a snake in my boots.
Monday, May 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says packing is the pits.
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says he will be out of town for a while so The Bod Says is unlikely to be updated.
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says don't miss him too much.
Friday, May 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says changing time zones takes a toll on the body.
Saturday, May 31st, 2008:
The Bod Says what's the hurry?
Sunday, June 1st, 2008:
The Bod Says the world is your oyster.
Monday, June 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says what's the deal with working anyway?
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says the world is your clam.
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says whatevs, or you can just say evs.
Thursday, June 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says the hamburger was named after the Duke of Hame who loved to eat his beef inbetween two buns.
Friday, May 6h, 2008:
The Bod Says it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Saturday, June 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says don't run with scissors.
Sunday, June 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says don't complain about the heat, there are people freezing out there.
Monday, June 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says check your man-purse at the door.
Tuesday, June 20th, 2008:
The Bod aka Global Warming (because he keeps heating things up) says get used to the temp.
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says get your essential fatty acids through a cod liver oil pill.
Thursday, June 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says after you eat your ice pop, save the stick to be used later in various arts and crafts activities.
Friday, June 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Saturday, June 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says Deep Blue Sea is a damn good movie. "My Head is like a sharks fin."
Sunday, June 15th, 2008:
The Bod Says father's day, more like mother's day.
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says many mumbling mice are making midnight music in the moonlight, migh-t mice.
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says check your nutrition labels. If you see partially hydrogenated oils your gonna be getting some trans fats.
Thursday, June 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says do you even know what the The Bod Says?
Friday, June 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says I pity the fool that doesn't listen to what The Bod Says.
Saturday, June 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says try a bhaji once in a while.
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says listen to your heart and you shall never falter.
Monday, June 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says men are like irons and women are like light switches (figure that one out).
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says dogs rule and cats drool.
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says moisturize your knuckles.
Thursday, June 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says that Shaq Diesel is one of the best rap albums of all time.
Friday, June 27th,2008:
The Bod Says what's the deal with overcast: it's not over, it's happening right now, and it's not cast.
Saturday, June 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says thunder is just Thor clearing his throat.
Sunday, June 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says welcome to the Thunder Dome.
Monday, June 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says push the button with your left hand.
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008:
The Bod Says get up, get up, get up, it's the first of the month.
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says in America, everyday is Independence Day.
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says whatever The Bod wants.
Friday, July 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says fireworks looks pretty.
Saturday, July 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says what's a bbq without overcast.
Sunday, July 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says Utah is a beautiful state.
Monday, July 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says why do you have to wait until April Fool's Day to play a trick on someone. Play a prank today!
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says he loves humidity, especially when it makes you start sweating and then it's impossible to stop.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says time flies when you're writing The Bod Says.
Thursday, July 10th, 2008:
The Bod Says shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars.
Friday, July 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says I've been ready since day one. ROLL.
Saturday, July 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says beware of the red panda.
Sunday, July 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says don't cry for me Argentina.
Monday, July 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says cheese.
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008:
The Bod Says if Keanu Reeves isn't Plastic Man, I don't know who is.
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says drop a bomb on it.
Thursday, July 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says help choose my rap name by voting now!
Friday, July 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says if you're sexy and you know it clap your hands.
Saturday, July 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says Coooooookie Crisp!
Sunday, July 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says 61 with an asterisk.
Monday, July 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says more ovaltine please.
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says on a hot summer day, try making a delicious fruit smoothie. That way you cool off and you get your recommended serving of fruits.
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says howmy supposed to choose a rap name with 3 damn votes.
Thursday, July 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says don't throw jelly fish at people.
Saturday, July 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says the fact that the sun can change the color or your skin is bizarre.
Sunday, July 27th, 2008:
The Bod Says sauna boat rides are awesome.
Monday, July 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says where are they(in batman voice)?
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says he swears he wrote a The Bod Says yesterday.
Thursday, July 31st, 2008:
The Bod Says I'm with Busey.
Friday, August 1st, 2008:
The Bod Says good bye July, hello August!
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says the heck with hot air balloons, helium is the way to go!
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says Tag That.
Monday, August 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says beware the Ides of March.
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says try putting some peanut butter on your matzoh.
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says where can you get a good mummification these days?
Thursday, August 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says why wouldn't I attend a free Boyz II Men concert?
Friday, August 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says U.S.A. U.S.A. (not for Michael Phelps though. He irritates me.)
Saturday, August 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says he'll never be attracted to a woman that can hang clean 255 lbs.
Sunday, August 10th, 2008:
The Bod Says what's the deal with baby showers. It's not like it's raining babies.
Monday, August 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order.
Monday, August 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order.
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says Complex Shit.
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says why is beach volleyball always on?
Thursday, August 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says have a nice day (not sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's Have a Nice Day)
Friday, August 15th, 2008:
The Bod Says where'd everyone go?
Sunday, August 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says deedeedee
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says while dining out at a nice Indian restaurant, why not refresh yourself with a mango lassi.
Thursday, August 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says if anyone ever asks you to transcribe anything, say no.
Friday, August 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says good luck in jail Da Brat.
Sunday, August 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says imagine having a 29.86 inch penis.
Monday, August 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says everybody wang chung tonight.
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says they stopped making hot lunches!
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008:
The Bod Says try rolling up your pant legs and using a paper clip to keep them there.
Thursday, August 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says Barrack Obama, that ain't his real name. If I ever saw him I'd be like, yo, stop lyin.
Friday, August 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says if you don't drive with just one hand you're a wuss.
Saturday, August 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says anytime you meet a young kid for the first time give him a swirly whirly.
Sunday, August 31st, 2008:
The Bod Says pinchers of peril.
Monday, September 1st, 2008:
The Bod Says welcome to the fall bitches.
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says 100 The Bod Says ain't bad.
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says Uncle Todd.
Thursday, September 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says chippidy-do-dah, chippidy-day, my oh my what a wonderful chip.
Friday, September 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says Hey Ush, What up Kels.
Saturday, September 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says hurricanes in the north are unimpressive
Sunday, September 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says the ants go marching one by one hoorah, hoorah, the ants go marching one by one, hoorah, hoorah, the ants go marching one by one and the little one stops to suck on his thumb and they all go marching in down, into the ground, to get out of the rain...
Monday, September 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says dada, dada, dada, dada, da da da.
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says what's the deal with word verification.
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008:
The Bod Says nothing crunches like a dill.
Thursday, September 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says rub-a-dub-dub, thank-for-the-grub.
Friday, September 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says if your boss gives you casual Fridays show up with no pants. That'll show 'em.
Saturday, September 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says make a wish on comment 111.
Sunday, September 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says room 112 where the players dwell.
Monday, September 15th, 2008:
The Bod Says awww hell nah.
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says Woody Harrelson, here I come.
Thursday, September 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says he was too distracted by hump day to write a The Bod Says.
Friday, September 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says kill or get killed.
Saturday, September 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says he wishes he had pianist fingers.
Sunday, September 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says oreos are the most cariogenic food.
Monday, Septebmer 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says posting from work makes you a badass.
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says Luke Perry is a really nice guy.
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says Bodalicious definition make them Bods go loco.
Thursday, September 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says All That sucked.
Friday, September 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says Kawabunga! I made a funny.
Saturday, September 27th, 2008:
The Bod Says Ask Todd.
Sunday, Septebmer 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says beware of the wild man.
Monday, September 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says Monster Quest.
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says try putting some Frank's Red Hot on your salmon.
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008:
The Bod Says he stands by his assertion that All That! was terrible.
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says sorry oneofthebens, your answer is coming soon.
Friday, October 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says nooooo scruuuubs, no no.
Saturday, October 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says listen to Stevie G, he's a cool guy.
Sunday, October 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says if I could have one extra feature on my cell phone it would be a laser pointer.
Monday, October 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says you haven't seen Bad Boys 2?
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says look out aliens, here comes Steven Seaga.
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says just nine minutes shy from missing a The Bod Says.
Saturday, October 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says he regrets missing a couple of The Bod Says. He has been discouraged by the lack of comments on his posts and as such has lost some of his zeal for writing.
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says see the previous The Bod Says. Also, why not go check out some foliage as well?
Thursday, October 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says he had to take off for hump day. Also, if you like Lays chips, why not try Lays baked. They're healthier for you and they pack a bigger crunch.
Friday, October 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says I like to move it, move it.
Saturday, October 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says no tree tops.
Sunday, October 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says if you're feeling stressed, get a stress ball, but rather than squeeze it, bite it. Just make sure if it's an ooz filled one not to puncture the outside. That stuff's poisonous.
Monday, October 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says whatever happened to that singer who sang that graduation song a while ago? Vitamin C was it? That shit was good.
Tuesday, October 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says Beards Etc is up and running again!
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008:
The Bod Says T-U-R-T-L-E POWER.
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says what should I have for dinner?
Saturday, October 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says so when the wind blows you see my polos and my Timbos.
Sunday, October 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says try eating some flax seed. It's great for your health.
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says get it right or pay the price.
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says I'd hardly call three a galaxy of prawns.
Friday, October 31st, 2008:
The Bod Says beware of the pumpkin heads.
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says I love falling back.
Monday, November 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says boo-hoo.
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says a lot of old people vote in Connecticut.
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says politics, more like poliPITS.
Friday, November 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says down boy.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says I will prevail.
Sunday, November 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says go banana!
Moday, November 10th, 2008:
The Bod Says go roll around in some leaves.
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says I miss after school nachos.
Wedneday, November 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says The Bod Does.
Friday, November 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says awww, Quiss Quinn.
Saturday, November 15th, 2008:
The Bod Says try adding a little burnt umber to your color wheel.
Sunday, November 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Monday, November 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says tell your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says it's time to feast.
Thursday, November 20th, 2008:
The Bod Says let's cook us some spiraled ham.
Friday, November 21st, 2008:
The Bod Says doggie play dates!
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says he has nothing to say today.
Monday, November 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says how can one animal (the pig) have so many different types and colors of meat (ham - pink, pork - white, bacon - brown, etc.) ?
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says be my follower.
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says yo bro, the night before Thanksgiving is like the number one party night of the year.
Thursday, November 27th, 2008:
The Bod Says gobble gobble yall.
Friday, November 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says dude, you're getting a Dell.
Saturday, November 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says beware of the unicorn.
Sunday, November 30th, 2008:
The Bod Says check out the Jupiter and Saturn next to the moon tomorrow nights. They're supposed to be pretty bad ass.
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008:
The Bod Says I dread the day I hear that dumb ass Adam Sandler Hanukkah song.
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008:
The Bod Says ...and if you have a glass jaw you should watch your mouth cause I'll break yo face.
Friday, December 5th, 2008:
The Bod Says beef: it's what's for dinner (I wish).
Saturday, December 6th, 2008:
The Bod Says put a little mozarella cheese in those scrambie eggs.
Sunday, December 7th, 2008:
The Bod Says laundry day is a very dangerous day.
Monday, December 8th, 2008:
The Bod Says why haven't you become my follower yet?
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008:
The Bod Says the red knight's going down, down down down.
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008:
The Bod Says I don't think anyone appreciates what The Bod says.
Thursday, December 11th, 2008:
The Bod Says my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
Friday, December 12th, 2008:
The Bod Says what's the deal with the pyramids?
Saturday, December 13th, 2008:
The Bod Says the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a danger to society.
Sunday, December 14th, 2008:
The Bod Says what can brown do for you?
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008:
The Bod Says needing money is the worst.
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008:
The Bod Says are you my mother?
Thursday, December 18th, 2008:
The Bod Says don't forget to tip your mail man, delivery man, and friendly neighborhood blogger.
Friday, December 19th, 2008:
The Bod Says this is the first true snowfall under the Todder's Playhouse regime.
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008:
The Bod Says no more.
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008:
The Bod Says even The Bod needs a break for the holidays.
Thursday, December 25th, 2008:
The Bod Says Zwarte Pete forgot to visit me this year.
Friday, December 26th, 2008:
The Bod Says Christmas = kicked.
Saturday, December 27th, 2008:
The Bod Says he wanders where the wild things are.
Sunday, December 28th, 2008:
The Bod Says straight to the chokey you go.
Monday, December 29th, 2008:
The Bod Says Sylvester Stallone should go back to his days of soft core porn.
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008:
The Bod Says Merry Christmas you filthy animal...and a Happy New Year.
Sunday, January 4th, 2008:
The Bod Says the first The Bod Says of the new year and it's numero two hunny boyyyyy.
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