Mushrooms

After hearing my mom tell a story about how a lady recently ate a bunch of mushrooms on the side of the road and died I decided to give a little shout out to the mushroom. I think the mushroom is the most mysterious and versatile of all vegetables (or whatever they are).

Mushrooms can be used in nearly every situation. If you want to kill yourself you can eat the common mushroom found on the side of the road(as examplified above). If you're in the middle of the forest and you want to play a mean set on the drums, you can play one on those pad like mushroms on the side of trees. If you want to see stationary objects move and cry at the site of the sunset, you can eat magical mushrooms. If you want an overly priced funghi you can eat a truffle. If you want to get bigger you can eat a red mushroom. If you want an extra life you can eat a green mushroom. If you want to make a delicous stirfy you can throw in some white capped mushrooms to up the taste a bit. You can stuff mushrooms. You can bake mushrooms. You can grill mushrooms. You can trip on mushrooms. Yes, you can do just about anything with mushrooms. So cudose to you mushroom, you in all your glorious forms.