Thursday, February 19, 2009

Answer for odonnellMONSTER

odonnellMONSTER writes:

whats the greatest invention of the last 50 years? Who is the greatest thinker of the last 100 years? What's the greatest sandwich created in the last 50 years? Where can I get this sandwich? If you could make a sandwich to sell to people what would it be? How could I get you to make me this sandwich? What makes a good sandwich? How many sandwiches in one day is two much (hint I used two)? And what are the 5 food groups and do you agree with them?

First off, this is a super annoying onslaught of questions. I know you just want me to talk about cheesesteaks because you love them so much, but I won't do it. Secondly, since this myriad of questions is so annoying, I'm going to give you dead serious answers so that you derive no pleasure in them.

The greatest invention of the last 50 years is the transistor. Although it is a little outside of the 50 year range, it has been made drastically smaller and more effective within the last 50 years. It is a key component in nearly all modern electronics. Donezo.

The greatest thinker of the last 100 years would have to be Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. Donezo.

The greatest sandwich created in the last 50 years is the how the hell am I supposed to know when a sandwich was created. Donezo

You can get this sandwich at this question no longer applies. Donezo.

If I could make a sandwich to sell to people it would be a tosti, which is any variety of delicious cheeses and meats on a sandwich pressed on a panini maker, my personal favorite being a delicious cheese and ham. Donezo.

To get me to make you this sandwich all you have to do is ask. Donezo.

A good sandwich is generally made with a delicously fresh meat and a delicious cheese. Those two are probably the most important ingredients. You have to remember to season your meat properly, and always use fresh ingredients. Also, some nice fresh bread is important as well. Donezo.

I think three sandwiches is too many for one day. Sometimes I have a pb&j for breakfast, and on those days I make sure to only have one other sandwich throughout the day. Generally this is not difficult because I rarely have a sandwich for dinner. Unless you're having some sort of soup and sandwich or salad and sandwich combination, you should probably stay away from sandwiches at dinner time. Donezo.

The five food groups are meats, daries, fruits, vegetables, and grains. I agree with the five food groups because it helps you to have a balanced and nutritional diet. Donezo.

Donezo.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So you wanted to give annoying answers but by the end you were your old interesting self. I guess that's a good thing. A definite good thing are the roast beef ads, and hopefully in the future flatulence ads