Answer for Weave

Weave is yet again a ground breaker in the Ask Todd category. First, he pretty much came up with the concept and had the first question. Now he is the first person to ask Todd a question via Facebook. Weave writes:

Todd,

When you litter, do you crumple the trash and pretend to drop it in the hand to pocket exchange, or do you unashamedly toss it in an open space?

Thanks,
Weave (or put anonymous if you don't want it to look like I've asked stuff before)

I think this question depends on who you are. If you are one of those extremely common frauds who pretend to care about the environment, I would suggest pretending to not know you dropped it. Not only is the hand to pocket exchange a strong option, but you can also "accidentally" pull the trash out of your pocket while pulling your hand out of your pocket.

If you are a bad-ass and want to be known as one, you should probably unashamedly toss it in an open space. You don't want anyone to think you are some sort of pussy who cares about the environment. Everyone knows bad-asses don't care about the environment, and as such you don't want anyone to mistakingly think your dropping of the garbage was an accident. Make it pronounced as you can. If there is a recycling can and you have a recyclable, either throw it into the regular garbage or just shoot, miss, and walk on. Even better, just throw your garbage in someone's face. Your risking getting into a fight, but then again, you are a bad-ass and so that should be no problem.

I hope this answer helps. Just remember, always be who you are. If you want people to think you care about the environment, act like you have no idea you just littered. If you want people to think you are a bad-ass, then stuff that garbage down some nerds face. You of course also have the option of actually throwing out the garbage. This saves you the hassle of having to hear from some hippie about how you are ruining the environment. Whatever you do, stay true to your self, and stay true to mother earth.